(With apologies to Messrs Nicholson & Cruise.)
SCENE: A BADLY LIT, SWELTERING FIELD OFFICE SOMEWHERE. ANYWHERE. NATIONAL AND INTERNATIONAL STAFF ARE GATHERED AROUND A WELL DRESSED FIGURE, FRESH OFF A PLANE.
This jury of NGO field staff call Fundraising Director Nathan R. Jessep to the stand. Raise your right hand, please. Will you tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?